I don't literally need a new pair of shoes but it would be nice.

When $100 is reached...

PROFIT!

Actually, some kind of fun thing yet to be determined.

 

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CHAPTER 11 - PAGE 8

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Allison lurched toward the sleeping vampire, weapon at the ready. Thierry gripped the back of her shirt.
    "Don't just kill him, silly."
    "Why not?"
    "Don't you want to know why he'd do it?"
    "I dunno, 'cause he's an evil clown? Seems pretty straight forward."
    "No no, it's all too much trouble. Why would he bother? What's so great about Jack? Just try to find out first, then you can kill him."
    "Hm." Allison walked up to the corpse in the hammock, who looked as peaceful as any corpse in repose.
    "Uhh," she whispered back to Thierry, "What do I say?"
    "Beats me. How about 'Hey fuck you clown.' That's what I'd do."
    "Why am I the one doing this anyway?"
    "I woke up early, that's all you're getting."
    "God I fuckin' hate your guts. Fine," she felt like she was about to give a speech, not her strong suit in school. At least here she wouldn't get marked down for cussing.
She pushed the hammock, it swayed, letting little clots of Glennish soil free. Minchin didn't even twitch. Damn, the dead really slept like the dead...

In which Clyde's momma didn't raise no fool.

Thierry and Allison were rendered mute. Minchin staggered up to his socked feet like an old man, and dusted himself off.
    "Come on kids, you know I could bust ya back to primary school if I felt like it, and I'm getting t'feeling like it! Go on, scram! Can't believe a couple rabble rousers bust in on a guy like this, I never! Go take your dang teddy bear with ya, Bobby's gonna be in a real sore mood, so GEE THANKS, AND GOOD MORNING TOO!"

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     March 2, 2015
     By:  Kelly

EVERYONE IS SICK IN MY HOUSE BUT ONE CAT! AUGH. Well, we're making it through, but there were lots of nights that were like "I'm going to stay up and finish this dang comic--*immediately fall asleep*" At least I got to amuse myself by playing Rollercoaster Tycoon and naming rides things like "The Pooper", comedy gold that is.

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       TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(In gloomy ruin within the spirit world, dead Clyde lays dreaming. His hammock is shmutzy with Glennish dirt.)

OFF SCREEN: Wake up...

2.)

(Clyde's eye view of daysick Allison glaring.)

ALLISON: Wake up you freak! You’re gonna pay!

3.)

(Clyde is slow to wake, seeming as a baby bird. Allison looks back at Thierry like whut.)

MINCHIN: M-mother?

ALLISON: Seriously...

THIERRY: Go on! Go on!

4.)

(Allison points an accusing finger at our humble clown.)

ALLISON : That’s right, Clyde. You’ve been very bad and did you brush your teeth young man?

5.)

(Fully awakened now, he disbelieves this illusion.)

MINCHIN: What? My mother said oral hygiene let the devil in your mouth! Who are you? You ain’t one a’ my kids!

6.)

(Allison's train of thought is breaking down, but Claude rises to intimidate Clyde more successfully. He is becoming giant.)

ALLISON: I got a lead pipe with your face uh, written all over... unless you, uh--

MINCHIN: Ahhh!

7.)

(Allison looks more confident and tough again.)

ALLISON: Damn, I’m smooth. We got magic on our side, so you’re gonna talk, buddy.

8.)

(Clyde falls out of his hammock yelling. Allison and Thierry turn to face whatever it is he called.)

MINCHIN: BOBBY! HALP!

9.)

    (A slimy giant abomination comes out of the wall with a "SKREE" noise and goes for Claude. It has thin
boneless fingers, atrophied eyes, and an open-bottomed jaw over which its tentacle-like tongue is loosely hung.)

10.)

("EEE" and "GL-GL" goes the monster as it wrestles with with Claude. Thierry and Allison consider the scene.)

11.)

(Thierry simply closes the door, leaving giant monsters out of the consideration. Allison flexes on Clyde again, brandishing her weapon.)

ALLISON: Why’d ya do it? Why are you after Jack? Talk fast or I’ll bash ya.

12.)

(Clyde is unimpressed. Allison berates him from off-panel.)

MINCHIN: Dang, catchin’ a man while he‘s taking it easy... Clowning on that kid was just a favor for a friend.

ALLISON: A friend? Who? WHO, CLOWN?!

13.)

(Thierry and Allison look surprised by a revelation.)

MINCHIN: Fine, guy named Theodore, and I’ll be a good boy from now on.
    Now will ya let me catch a Z or two? Or do I gotta show you the door...

 

 
 
 
 
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