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THE KINGFISHER PRESENTS:

REAL ADVENTURES IN ORGAN REMOVAL PART SEVEN

PLUS! LATE UPDATE BONUS ART

(Transcript and visual captions below)

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The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on.

Hammer Down

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     January 31st, 2016
     By:  Christopher

It's a bit late in coming so you get it with bonus art! Next thing on the agenda is Kelly finishing Summer Lake, followed by the long-awaited return of the comic's story. At that point, we may make a radical change in the art style to help get the schedule back to weekly updates & allow him to work on other endeavors. Wish us luck yo.

The bonus art is of the special characters featured in these organ removal comix. They suck.

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       TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

 (A title panel - the whole comic is in the format of a Sunday edition of a daily comic, but in black and white
   with splashes of pink. We see THE END for this is the last issue, and Christopher nervously walks a long
corridor of doors from which sad people wail their laments, and hints of the macabre peer from the shadows)

GREY AND PINK ACTIONY TEXT: REAL ADVENTURESTM IN

PINK DRIPPY TEXT:  ORGAN REMOVAL

SMALLER FANCY TEXT:  THE END

PATIENT ONE:  Hellp mee...

PATIENT TWO:  Kill mee...

PATIENT THREE:  I've been encrusted with feces for days...

PATIENT FOUR:  Ugggggh...

2.)

(Kelly is still in his hospital bed / medical bondage, recovering from surgery. Chronic Pain, Christopher,
   and a nurse are present. She is explaining the plan for recovery while Christopher looks optimistic.)

ANNOYING MACHINES: EEP EEP EEP

NURSE:  We want to stay ahead of your pain, OK? Do not wait until you're already in bad pain before you get meds.

CHRISTOPHER:  Sweet.

KELLY:  Sounds good.

ANNOYING MACHINES: FFSH GASHUNK

3.)

(Later we see the nurse flying by like a cactuar while Kelly looks beleaguered and Pain gloats.)

BOX WITH ARROW POINTING TO NURSE:  Missing scheduled meds by hours!

ANNOYING MACHINES: EEP EEP EEP

NURSE'S SOUND EFFECT:  ZING

CHRONIC PAIN:  Heh

ANNOYING MACHINES: FFSH GASHUNK

4.)

(At night we see a different nurse explaining another aspect of the plan for his recovery.)

ANNOYING MACHINES: EEP EEP EEP

NURSE:  We need to get you walking, OK? As much as possible, right? We can help...

ANNOYING MACHINES: FFSH GASHUNK FFSH GASHUNK

5.)

(As Kelly tries to walk all scrunched up in agony, Chronic Pain swings from a sword in his belly. The nurse is in cactuar mode.)

INTERTITLE:  ONLY WALK EVER ...

ANNOYING MACHINES: EEP EEEP EEP

NURSE:  See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!

KELLY:  Under medicated

6.)

(The next morning a doctor tells Kelly one thing while a nurse is suggesting another. Kelly looks even worse than before.)

DOCTOR:  I don't imagine you'll be going home for at least a few more days.

NURSE:  Ready to go?

ANNOYING MACHINES: GASHUNK FFSH

7.)

(Outside the hospital it is raining and Kelly is being kicked through the air by a sneakered foot.)

NURSE FOOT:  PUNT

8.)

  (At home Christopher helps Kelly slowly get up the stairs to the apartment.
Chronic Pain has run ahead to open the door. Kelly says OW with every step.)

CHRISTOPHER:  At least you won't have any more gall attacks.

CHRONIC PAIN:  Tsh, just one of my games. You'll always have me. Welcome home!

KELLY:  OW OW OW

INTERTITLE:  FIN!

 

BONUS ART.)

(The characters of Chronic Pain and Discomfort personified. Chronic Pain has a furry grey body with rat feet and a rat tail. He wears a small ruff at the neck and his head is a smooth orb with pointy ears. Four screws penetrate his head. Where two enter they form his eyes, where the other two are driven they create giraffe-like horns atop his head and pierce through to the mouth where they form fangs. He smiles with a pointy tongue and wields a hammer and giant nail.

Discomfort is stuffed into an ill-fitting suit and has a frown so big it droops off the sides of his face. He has wimpy black hairs matted to his head between small horns, and thick-framed glasses with goat-like pupils in the lenses. Both figures have their names across them in a magenta font and below them is a title in red-orange letters limned with yellow.)

CHARACTER NAMES: CHRONIC PAIN & DISCOMFORT

TITLE: Super Misery Brothers

 

 
 
 
 
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