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(Cartoony clown Minchin stands in a void of blackness.)
TEXT: ONCE UPON A TIME, There was a young vampire named Clyde. A relentless
wolf had chased him from shadow to shadow, and deeper still into darkness, until...
MINCHIN: Just where in blazes am I?
(A crow on the shoulders of a rat has appeared at his side, and the crow gestures with a wing.)
SPIRIT VOICES: JUST A LITTLE FURTHER, CLYDE...
MINCHIN: Land sakes, it's you again!
(The spirits vanished, he probes the inky abyss.)
(He has emerged into an abandoned and broken city street of cobblestones, fog, dead trees, and distant skyscrapers.)
MINCHIN: This is more like it! ... ...A lil' slice of hell, just for me?
(He cups his hands to his face and yells.)
MINCHIN: HELLOOOO? Does anybody live here?
(A small humanoid tugs on his pant leg from behind.)
(Clyde spins about in surprise.)
MINCHIN: What in hell?!
(He greets an assortment of malformed monsters. He smiles broadly.)
MINCHIN: Fuckin' abominations? Pleased t' meet ya!
(Extra cartoony Minchin does the bow-legged old-timey dance with the monsters before colorful dim lights. The first monster from the left is a giant head with a demented expression clutching itself with little arms, its torso emptying into an improbably large snake tail of bloody viscera. The second is something between a rot-colored skinned human/horse hybrid and a melted womble, the third a stumpy skull-headed man with giant buck teeth. Minchin is in the middle. To the right of him are a stocky ghoul in a dark fur coat and red dress, a wee ghoul with a plain dress and more feminine hair style, and a giant light green monster. That one also looks something like a rotted horse/human hybrid, but has a more embryonic look to the head and freaky teeth, and is wearing creepy brown lingerie and heels.)
TEXT: And that was the start of a beautiful friendship!
BIGGER TEXT: ABOMINATION PARTY!!!