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(The title is in a Family Circus style. There is one top inset panel where Christopher {dressed like Billy from that comic} holds an oversized pencil awkwardly and attempts to draw some comics. Below that and to the left, blithe cartoony Vitus holds a rifle incorrectly while it fires stars at random. Below that and to the left, Darren in Global Chaosss style is pointing the j'accuse finger at Vitus. Below him a blood slick trails up to Jack, who is having his eyeball pulled out by a crow. Below that to the right again, Demetri has plucked out his eyeballs and is handing them to Jack with a smile. Below and to the left, Karl bemoans his insignificance while his stars get away from him. Below that and to the left, the comic ends with Allison lookin' goaty and holding a red trident while she gestures angrily.)

TITLE:        THE KINGFISHER                 BY KELLY

INSET PANEL NARRATION:  While Kelly is working too hard on comics, Lil' Chrisser (age 38) tries to fill in ...

VITUS CORNER TEXT:  VITUS BUSTIN' CAPS      PEW PEW

DARREN CORNER:  DON'T BITE MY STYLE

JACK CORNER:  DON'T BITE MY EYEBALL

DEMETRI CORNER:  EYE ONLY HAVE I'S 4U

KARL CORNER:  WHAT AM I, CHOP HUMANS?

ALLISON CORNER:  Fuck ALL Y'ALL PUNCHLINES R HARD

ALLISON'S T-SHIRT:  ROCK AS FUCK