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CHAPTER 1, INTERLUDE
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INTERLUDE

    The ocean waves beat the sides of the feeble vessel. The sharp smell of seawater and dead fish had long since grown wearying rather than invigorating. Theodore laughed to himself, feeling like a character in a grand novel. The old man was right, it was laughable to imagine a man could sail to Glenland on a ratty chunk of fiberglass.
      “Well – I am no man any longer! Well err, gender-wise sure, manly as any. That is to say-- no human!” He'd work on that before writing it down. The cuffs of his blazer had come unsewn and the tattered edges brushed his wrists like a battered flag. That would normally irritate him but in this situation it made him feel like a fierce adventurer, a noble castaway. A shame his skin couldn't tan, it would really add to the image.
    He easily saw what was ahead on the skyline but squinted dramatically nonetheless.

In which Theodore arrives with impeccable style.

 

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    Let's go out to the lobby, let's go out to the lobby...
     January 21, 2011
     By:  Kelly

  Hey it's Theodore! Remember that guy? One day you will learn why Theodore is my best character... One day... Thanks for sticking around through Chapter 1 everyone, I hope the next chapter will be even better. Today is the last bonus Friday until further notice. It was wild, now I can sleep. See you on Sunday.

             TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

THEODORE: What ho... land?

THEODORE: Glenland, my sweet mother!

THEODORE: Long have I waited for this d--

BOAT: KREEE

THEODORE: You give up now, when I am so close?

THEODORE: Am I doomed to be disappointed by even you dear friend?

THEODORE: A wreck could be just as romantic...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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