The Kingfisher - Horror webcomic - In which the dead rest in peace, get it?! Get it?

ABOUT CAST ARCHIVE FORUM BONUS

CHAPTER 2, PAGE 21
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Vitus seemed to just be killing time as he showed Jack around the estate. How necessary was it to know how many bathrooms there were? Jack was surprised to smell soil so strongly as they entered Sombreta's chamber, wasn't dirt supposed to be -outside- the coffin?

In which the dead rest in peace, get it?! Get it?

Sleep comes easily to the dead, but waking up isn't fun for anyone. Theodore resisted destroying the shrieking abomination of modern technology, it took him long enough to read the manual the first time.
    "Early to bed, early to rise.. makes a man... something something and something. Wait... Oh yes, it's too damned early for aphorisms." He shook the soil out his pyjamas and prepared to face the day, something even he still was not eager to do.
    "But this is why I'll be able to exterminate them; they don't have my work ethic!"

ABOUT CAST ARCHIVE FORUM BONUS

March 23, 2011

By: Kelly

Boy Jack, does it feel like that night was just MONTHS long? It does to me! If I suddenly die I will have but one shameful regret-- that Harlan Ballers shirt. NEVER AGAIN!!!

TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

SOMBRETA : Blah blah blah

VITUS: The sun's almost up.

SOMBRETA: Oh yes yes yes! Dearest Jack, I love you so much!

VITUS: So this will be your room.

JACK: --with a coffin?

VITUS: No. That's only for progenitors.

JACK : Wha...

VITUS: A progenitor, a natural vampire. Sombreta died a human death and rose on her own.

VITUS: Powerful but... troubled. Sombreta, Dragomir, Greyburn and Lepponen-- the powers that be of the circle.

VITUS: - sigh- Lots to explain... later.

VITUS: See you at sun down.