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CHAPTER 8 - PAGE 02
(Transcript and visual captions below}

      "So what's up with Simon?" Madrigal asked as she delicately gouged Karl's skin with thousands of pin pricks.
     "Tch. He's in jail again."
     "Aw. Why do you always go for the--"
     "Yeah, uh huh. Anyway." Karl brusquely muttered.
     "Sheesh. Don't be curt to the person mutilating you."
     "I can't even be curt? With your hourly rate and everything?"
     "Nope. So if not that guy, why are you so exhausted?"
     "I wasn't lying. Hans is constantly making me sub for him, and everyone on the Masher staff is in holiday mode already. I can't let their shameful drunken typos and bullshittery make it to print. The only one standing between Harlan and "Central Bakery Staffed by Rude Hookers LOL" is this guy."
     "They totally ARE rude hookers! Hahaha!"
Karl grimaced a bit deeper.

In which there was a 25% match to a smashed tomato.

This week on Mary Meddler, a handsome mature man puts the moves on Mary!
Francesca leaned over to Demy, "Isn't it creepy to think that both of these old fogies could be our great-great-great-great--"
     "Yes. Creepy. Yes." Demy watched the television program with vacant eyes.
Fran smiled saucily, "Don't you ever feel like the biggest pedo--"
     "No, never."
Fran rolled her eyes, "You're no fun at all since you were traumatized. Can't you get over it already? I like staying here with you, but I miss bitchy Demy. Can't we at least make fun of Mary's stupid little scarf thing? Who wears those?!"
     "Ascot. It's a stupid ascot."
Fran sighed, and smiled weakly. "It's a start I guess."
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     June 4th, 2012
     By:  Kelly

Yay evil Francesca! This page was pretty fun. In case you missed it, there's a new dirty pic Christopher and I made in the 'extras' section! In addition to the new top image, there will be more fun site changes to come soon I'm hoping...

             TRANSCRIPT:  This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(Karl lies on his stomach on a tattoo table. Madrigal, his tattoo artist is working on his back as they talk.)

MADRIGAL:  So how is that Grey Menace thing going?

KARL:  These things happen so fast in the movies. Stupid Hans is keeping me busy.

2.)

(Karl looks annoyed.)

KARL:This guy was supposed to run some facial recognition on a photo of the corpse-- It’s been weeks! He said he’d get back to me tonight... Yeah whatever.

3.)

(A composed email with two images, one appears to be Demetri at some sort of business meeting, and the other a similar looking man in a stock photo.)

EMAIL:  Face Reg for Grey Menace

Karl--
so sorry this took so long, but I think I got some good
results.Hope you find what you’re looking for!

87% match - http://www.fof--
‘Harlan Business Associates’

STOCK PICS
“Ethnic Business man”

4.)

(A close up of Fran's eye.)

FRANCESCA: Hello? Everyone there?

5.)

(Fran steps back, holding a piece of paper, and her face under lit by a monitor.)

FRANCESCA: I know you’re all eager to hear from Tomasz. He says...

6.)

(Sombreta and Vitus watch, confused, as Fran reads the speech.)

FRANCESCA: “Since our enemy seems to be underground, we can breathe a bit easier (so to speak!) but we must remain ever vigilant.”

7.)

(Greyburn weeps at the lovely words as Ellen looks incredulous.)

FRANCESCA: "I care about all of you, and want to see you safe."

8.)

(Fran has a cheesy smile.)

FRANCESCA: Wow, we are so lucky to have such a strong leader. Good night everyone.

9.)

(Fran cackles.)

FRANCESCA: BAHAHAHAHA!

10.)

(Demetri sits behind Fran on a sofa, wearing a red robe.)

DEMETRI: You have far too much fun doing that.

FRANCESCA: Perhaps so. How long until you’re up to doing it?

11.)

DEMETRI: I don't know... It still shocks me that Theodore has vanished. Lucky though, I suppose. I’m not fit to face him now.

12.)

(Fran idly looks at a magazine with bare women's legs on the back, reading 'SMOOTH.')

FRANCESCA:Why don’t you ask your little boyfriend where he is?

13.)

(Demetri looks depressed, Fran sits her magazine down.)

DEMETRI:  Jack? I’ve thought of that. I just... shouldn’t see him like this.

FRANCESCA: Aww!

14.)

(Fran looks thrilled at the chance to play dress up.)

FRANCESCA: How about a makeover? New hairdo, less stodgy clothes... You’ll get that lad in no time, champ!

DEMETRI:  I meant in my current state, but apparently I’m ugly as well.

15.)

(Fran pouts and leans on Demy's shoulder.)

FRANCESCA:  No no! You’re super pretty!

DEMETRI:I need to rest.

FRANCESCA:Don’t you want to watch Mary Meddler with me?

DEMETRI: Sigh

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
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