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CHAPTER 8 - PAGE 06
(Transcript and visual captions below}

Darren and Tristan crossed the street to get to a secure parking garage. Jack had a laissez-faire attitude about his possessions, but not everyone was as adept at thieving their property back. Darren gaped at Tristan's car.
       "A yellow convertible? Seriously? A model with a yellow convertible. I think my little sister had a doll like you, 'till I popped its head off! Haha. Y'know."
       "You are creepy guy, Darren."
       "What? Me? No way. Seriously, who gets a car like this?"
       "I don't know, I don't pick it."
       "What did your girlfriend get it for you for your birthday?"
       "...No." Tristan looked irritated, and Darren cooled his chop-busting campaign, and sat in the passenger seat.
       "Well, I guess it's cool to go for a ride in something like this, maybe we can be buddy cops like Steve and Randall in Bullet Men, we're totally un-orthodox and shit."
       "...I have no idea."
       "Yeah, check out what I got!" Darren slipped on a pair of familiar shades, "These look way better on me, Jack looks like he has on a plastic novelty nose when he wears these."
       "I hope being mean makes you good at fighting."
       "Oh yeah, I'm the best. Whateva." Darren's phone rang.
♪♫MONSTA LADY, EATIN BABIES! DUN DUN DUN DNG♪♫
       "Aw man, it's the wife. Ugh, I bet his accessory alarm sounded the second we left."

In which Jack fights the bogeyman with politeness.

     "God damn it I can't believe I got myself into this situation again," Jack thought as he sprinted fearlessly after the dark figure, "First, I decide to play a stupid monkey game with dorks on the internet instead of hanging out drinking blood with the model I want to get into the pants of, now this. Wait, did I just give that chick my car keys? Man, I liked that car... I never even got my ground effects in..."
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     June 17th, 2012
     By:  Kelly

Ha I just realized that the humans being 'on fire' is gonna make NO sense to a new reader. Ah well. :) It's heat vision, FYI. Jack's outfit has become totally bonkers, I am aware of this. This is what happens when you throw a coat on over your pyjamas, people. Let this be a lesson. My poor vampires never get any dignity...

             TRANSCRIPT:  This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(Darren and Tristan in the convertible.)

DARREN:  What? No... Why would I do that? Well, yeah, I am a dick, but Tristan can vouch that I was with him.

2.)

(Jack looks disturbed.)

DARREN (ON PHONE): It was probably just those gross weirdos next door. Go play your sucky flower mages or whatever crap you’re into.

3.)

(Jack stares at the door.)

4.)

NOISE: CRK

5.)

(Jack looks in the bathroom with a terrified expression.)

JACK: Hello...? Please go away...

6.)
JACK: Ughghhh... Damn it. I wanted to stay in!

7.)

(Jack walks toward his car in a secluded parking lot overrun with brush and trees.)

JACK: I’m such a weenie.

8.)

(Jack drives down the city street in his nice red car.)

JACK:I can’t believe I let the bogeyman in! How stupid am I?

9.)

JACK:Ha.. bogeyman. ‘Cos that’s real and all... Ha. Ha.

10.)

(Jack looks in shock as two women on the side of the road flag him down, one of them tending to a man who has been injured in his arm.)

WOMAN IN DRESS: HELP!

WOMAN IN RED: STOP!! HELP PLEASE!

11.)

(Jack gets out of his car, and the two women approach.)

WOMAN IN RED:  Someone stabbed him!

12.)

(Jack listens in horror as the woman speaks.)

WOMAN IN RED:  We were walking along and some... THING comes out of nowhere and just, just--!

13.)

(Jack is not paying attention to the woman speaking, as he looks down the alley and sees a dark figure with glowing eyes.)

WOMAN IN RED:  Please I I.. I should call the police or something

14.)

(Jack looks passed the women, with a surprised expression. He obviously is not putting out body heat like the humans are, heat rising off of them like flames.)

15.)

(Close up of Jack's shocked expression.)

16.)

(Jack hands the woman his car keys as the dark figure takes off running.)

JACK: Get out of here!

 
 
 
 
 
 
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