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CHAPTER 8 - PAGE 09
(Transcript and visual captions below}

      "So where is your brother or sister, young lady?" Vitus lowered his tone like he was speaking to a naughty child, "you don't want to get caught by other Crowboys making a scene in public."
      "What are you talkin' about?" Allison bugged her eyes incredulously.
      "I dunno Vitus, I don't think she's a Crowboy. Wouldn't she look like, Crow-ish?" Jack asked.
Vitus blinked, "What do you mean? Oh well, they don't have to be completely bald, you've seen Farley. Though this pattern is--"
      "No, I mean wouldn't she look kinda like a crow when she was being a monster? It was more like... a sheep or a goat or some--"
Allison made a horrified expression. "A monster?! I looked like that GOAT?! OH HELL NO! Wait, do I look as scary as you lot? Not good, not good...!"
      "Goat?" Vitus mulled it over, "You saw a goat?"
      "Yeah, I see it sometimes..." Allison said softly.
      "Are you sure it wasn't a crow?"
      "...Are you asking me if I can tell the difference between a goat and a crow?"
      "...It's pretty dark out..."

In which Karl's second line should've been "whowho-whowho!"

       "Damn! What the hell are you two, freakin' wizards?!" Allison rubbed her head, perhaps only just now realizing exactly how blood encrusted she was.
Vitus cocked his head, "You really don't even know what you are? That's... that's really unfortunate. Who would create you and leave you behind?" An uncharacteristic look of shock briefly passed over his face, and he glanced to Jack with a serious expression. "Theodore couldn't turn into a goat, could he?"
Jack shrugged.
      "Okay dudes, can we get to the part where you explain this all to me?" Allison seemed more agitated than normal, searching about to try to regain her bearings.
      "Ehm, yes very shortly," Vitus sniffed the air, and gestured vaguely towards the thick woods ahead, "I know someone who knows more than me about... well, nearly everything."
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     June 28th, 2012
     By:  Kelly

Grr I was having crazy writer's block on this one, but I think it's okay now. Vitus' power was one I pretty much have always wanted. How cool would it be to be able to see your home in the distance, and just teleport there instantly? I'm jealous. PS I used to live in the university area of my city, so fratboys have a special place... which is wherever I am not currently. They can stay there. Forever.

             TRANSCRIPT:  This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(The exterior of a small, slightly run down apartment building downtown.)

2.)

(Karl sits in front of his lap top, looking intense and disheveled. His room is a mess.)

KARL: Who are you?

3.)

(On the screen is a picture of Demetri smiling in a suit, with some corporate BS lingo.)

Demetrios Ionavic Market Analyst

SYNERGY- Dynamic Action! Personalized service for our clients

KARL: Why do you seem so familiar?

4.)

(Karl stares.)

5.)

(He looks annoyed with himself.)

KARL: Man, I need a cat or something.

6.)

(Darren and Tristan are at a frat party, people walk around holding those strangely uniform red plastic cups.)

TRISTAN: So can you start a fight with some guys?

DARREN: I dunno man, I’m pretty damn likeable. I’ll try I guess.

7.)

(Darren goes up to start a fight weakly, Tristan stands behind him making lurid gestures and winking and pointing at Darren, signaling to some drugged out Frat weirdos.)

DARREN: ...Hey, uhmm... Uh, d’ya...

FRATBOY: Wha--?? F-fag?!

8.)

(The fratties approach, Tristan puts his hand on Darren's shoulder.)

FRATBOY: You trying to start something faggot?

TRISTAN: Looks like you do good job, Darren!

DARREN: Huh? I.. no!

9.)

(Allison, Vitus and Jack talk on the roof.)

VITUS: You really don’t remember anything?

ALLISON: No, I thought... well, I thought it was some stupid dream but I never wake up.

10.)

(A siren sounds off screen "WEE OHH".)

JACK: Oh man, the cops. Probably all that screaming. Or the stabbing...Or both...

ALLISON: Shut up!

11.)

VITUS: Hm. I have an idea.

12.)

VITUS:  Hold my hand.

13.)

(A split panel, Jack and Allison have similar faces of incredulity.)

JACK:  Absentee father guilt much? A little late for affection now.

ALLISON: That’s totally creepy dude, are you scared or somethin?

14.)

VITUS: You two are a real pair. If you’d rather stay here...

15.)

(The three hold hands and Vitus points out a spot in the distance.)

VITUS: See Observatory Hill there?

ALLISON: Yeah, what about-

16.)

(The three have vanished from their original positions, and Allison's speech balloon indicates that they are now far away.)

ALLISON: --it?

17.)

(Allison flips out, Jack is stunned. They now stand in a forested area.)

VITUS: Neat trick.

ALLISON: BLOODY HELL!

18.)

JACK: Wow. Why don’t you use that one more?

VITUS: Eh, it’s kinda tiring.

 
 
 
 
 
 
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