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1.)
(The exterior of a small, slightly run down apartment building downtown.)
2.)
(Karl sits in front of his lap top, looking intense and disheveled. His room is a mess.)
KARL: Who are you?
3.)
(On the screen is a picture of Demetri smiling in a suit, with some corporate BS lingo.)
Demetrios
Ionavic Market Analyst
SYNERGY- Dynamic Action!
Personalized service for our clients
KARL: Why do you seem so
familiar?
4.)
(Karl stares.)
5.)
(He looks annoyed with himself.)
KARL: Man, I need
a cat or
something.
6.)
(Darren and Tristan are at a frat party, people walk around holding those strangely uniform red plastic cups.)
TRISTAN: So can you start a
fight with some guys?
DARREN: I dunno man,
I’m pretty damn
likeable.
I’ll try I guess.
7.)
(Darren goes up to start a fight weakly, Tristan stands behind him making lurid gestures and winking and pointing at Darren, signaling to some drugged out Frat weirdos.)
DARREN: ...Hey, uhmm... Uh,
d’ya...
FRATBOY: Wha--??
F-fag?!
8.)
(The fratties approach, Tristan puts his hand on Darren's shoulder.)
FRATBOY: You trying to start
something faggot?
TRISTAN: Looks like you do
good job, Darren!
DARREN: Huh? I.. no!
9.)
(Allison, Vitus and Jack talk on the roof.)
VITUS: You really don’t remember
anything?
ALLISON: No, I thought...
well, I thought it was
some stupid dream but
I never wake up.
10.)
(A siren sounds off screen "WEE OHH".)
JACK: Oh man, the cops.
Probably all that screaming.
Or the stabbing...Or both...
ALLISON: Shut up!
11.)
VITUS: Hm. I have
an idea.
12.)
VITUS: Hold my hand.
13.)
(A split panel, Jack and Allison have similar faces of incredulity.)
JACK: Absentee father guilt much?
A little late for affection now.
ALLISON: That’s totally creepy dude,
are you scared or somethin?
14.)
VITUS: You two are
a real pair. If you’d
rather stay
here...
15.)
(The three hold hands and Vitus points out a spot in the distance.)
VITUS: See Observatory
Hill there?
ALLISON: Yeah,
what about-
16.)
(The three have vanished from their original positions, and Allison's speech balloon indicates that they are now far away.)
ALLISON: --it?
17.)
(Allison flips out, Jack is stunned. They now stand in a forested area.)
VITUS: Neat trick.
ALLISON: BLOODY HELL!
18.)
JACK: Wow. Why
don’t you use
that one more?
VITUS: Eh, it’s kinda
tiring. |