Ohh so awkward, but... Jack seemed pretty chill anyway. He was chill, right? It seemed like he understood. No big deal. There was already another date set so things were going smoothly despite any weird setbacks. --Oh who was he kidding? The moment he stepped out of Jack's car his mind was racing and before he even kicked his shoes off, he was reaching for the index cards. He really did grow up to be a reporter! ...Okay, that was embarrassing. Focus Karl, focus!

    "Hey, so you're talking now," Minnie said, "that's cool."
    "Yeah."
    "That would be depressing to theenk baby vampires are all catatonic and sad forever. Pretty sad to have creepy Theo for a dad though."
    "What? Ugh! No, he's not my 'dad'."
    "Oh. Why do you hang out with his weird ass then?"
    "That's... a damn fine question."
    "Hey man do you want any piz-- oh. Sorry. Being a vampire is super sucky, huh?"
    "Basically. You can fly though."
    "Hm. I'll take pizza."
    "Yeah. I would too."

omg you guys I am so tired. This month I have a summer job working with ~10 kids, and am out of the house 12 hours a day ;_; I'm so sorry I am slow this month, but this is the last week oh god it's almost over... ;_;