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CHAPTER 5, PAGE 2
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     Demetri woke up in a sour mood that evening. It wasn't as though being dismissed by Tomasz was anything unusual or even that offensive any more, but it was more the irritation of not knowing what was going to happen.
     "Stuck waiting for the other shoe to drop-- or the anvil... the sword? Whatever..." He tidied up his desk and gathered a stack of now outdated newspapers that he'd put off reading since the distraction of the games.
     "If he wants me to fuck off, well I might as well fuck off properly then." He'd hardly settled in before he heard little padding footsteps of bare feet in the hall. That poor, constantly unclad young man, Tristan, who looked bewildered and lost. Sarah was like a mother who lets her babes run about in the winter without a coat.
     "The bathroom's in here," he called, Tristan jumped but looked grateful as quickly as he could.
     "Thank you Mr--Sir, um..."
     "It's Ionav-- ...Uncle Demy." Demetri smiled.

In which that cat doesn't give a damn.

Vitus looked stunned.
     "Wait – what just happened?" He stared at the disconnected cell phone in the dark of the car. "That... I... Huh?"
     "Tristan is coming too! So cool!!" Jack grinned from the passenger seat.
     "Why cool?" Vitus asked, still looking like a lost baby deer.
     "--Because... reasons."
     "What reasons?"
     " … He's dreamy, Vitus. Dreamy."
     "Oh."

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     August 14, 2011
     By:  Kelly

Oh man I blasted out my ears rocking out to headphones while I made this. I have too much fun drawing Sarah. I usually act the emotions a bit as I'm drawing, and I noticed my nose was a bit funny feeling from wrinkling it up so much tonight. Tee hee.

             TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

SARAH : Where is he?

DEMETRI: Hello Sarah. Hello Sarah’s nipples.

SARAH: I know he’s here, where?

DEMETRI: Oh silly me, he was under this cushion the whole time.

TRISTAN: Sorry Ms. Um, Sorry--

SARAH: Why did you leave without permission?

TRISTAN: I need to wash hands...

DEMETRI: Hello I’m trying to catch up on the news--

PHONE: DIDIDIDIDIDI DANCE TRANCE!

VITUS: Hey Demy, um, how would you like to spend time with the kids?

DEMETRI: While I'd love to see Jack--

TRISTAN: Jack? Can I see Jack?

SARAH: No!

DEMETRI: Jack? Oh he’s a charmer isn’t he?

TRISTAN: Yeah sure. He’s a nice man. And um, the blondie man... Great.

SARAH: WHAT? I said no!

DEMETRI: You don’t want to raise a wallflower, Sarah...

SARAH: What the fuck ever! See if I care.

DEMETRI: Sounds like you’ve got another one Vitus, you’re welcome.

DEMETRI: Ahh where was I-- new tiger cubs at the --

DEMETRI: Speak of the devil... Aw, sweetie...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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