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CHAPTER 9.5 - PAGE 10

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Jack continued watching the movie, passively crunching on candies as Talulah Knight acted her ass off as usual, playing the challenging role of gothic beauty for the ten thousandth time that year.
      Karl stammered "Y-you're not joking. No, ha, of course, no one would joke about that.. Um so, have you done.... this before?"
      "Make out with a dude? No... not that I was conscious for, I guess. Doesn't seem that difficult, we can probably figure it out. "
Karl wasn't even paying attention, too busy calculating and planning and trying to make everything exactly perfect.

In which they're missing the best part of the movie.

The hostess came by, raising an eyebrow at the untouched glasses on the table. She shrugged and moved along. Jack shifted uncomfortably in his seat.
        "Uh huh, that was fun and everything, but do you have a point?"
Karl had to think about it for a moment, "Oh yeah, well of course. It's just, it was nice y'know? Remember?"
        "Yeah but what about the next part?"
        "What do you mean?"
    Jack shook his head, "Alright, you've had your fun waxing nostalgic to a fine polish. It's my turn."
        "Man, it's bad enough you had to remember all those annoying little details. The teeth thing, really? You make me sound like I was a complete wiener."
        "...Yeah, that's all on me. *coff* So anyway..."

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     August 22nd, 2013
     By:  Kelly

This one is to make up for the lack of sexy times last chapter, and the only kisses were heteronormative and stuff. YAWNZOLLA. More fun times to come, of course.

So my birthday is on the 24th, and it's one those birthdays. The ones where you're supposed to analyze your life and have done such and such before hand so you can feel cool and accomplished and stuff. I FROWN. Birthdays should just be about cake, damn it! So much cake. Also I have a totally boring cold. UGH! I sound like Karl. FMLLLLLL I cry into abyss and the abyss is all 'right back atcha kid.' OK cold medicine is coooool. *snuff snuff* I LOVE YOU GUYSZSZ. ;_; *sloppy hugs*

            

TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(Karl sits up with a start.)

KARL: Okay, okay! So... we gotta get ready!

2.)

(Karl turns off the movie, looking around anxiously.)

KARL: Uhhh

3.)

(Karl makes a proposal, he is wigging out.)

KARL: Let’s take our shirts off.

JACK: OK

4.)

(The boys take their shirts off, Karl struggles with his button-up.)

KARL: Why did I wear so many layers?

5.)

(Karl flicks the lights out, leaving the room very dark.)

KARL: Can you see?

JACK:No.

KARL: Good.

6.)

(The boys reach for each other in the dark.)

KARL: Soo...

7.)

(They get their hands on each other, moving closer...)

KARL: There you are...

8.)

(They smash their teeth together painfully.)

9.)

(Jack holds his mouth in pain as Karl turns on the fairy lights behind his bed.)

KARL: OK, maybe a little light.

10.)

(Jack lies on his back with Karl above him.)

KARL: Are you really sure you want to do this?

JACK: Yeah

11.)

(Jack is annoyed with Karl's pussy-footing.)

KARL: I mean if you don’t want to I’ll really understand and it’s okay if you

JACK: Come on!

12.)

(Karl moves his lips closer...)

13.)

(And they kiss big-time.)

14.)

(They get into it...)

15.)

(and Karl is a wiener.)

KARL: Is it OK? Do you still want to--

JACK: Shut up, dude.

16.)

(They go back to where they left off)

17.)

(Seems like they're having fun)

 
 
 
 
 
 
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