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CHAPTER 5, PAGE 11
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     "Clever idea huh?" Thierry said, "They use it to train dogs. I thought about a choke chain, but this one has a remote. I could just zap him with a little demon if I felt like it, but number one - he's not worth it, number two - I don't want to, number three- too much work, number four - I thought this would be more shaming and that's always nice. Oh-- is he moving again? NICK. YOU MOTHERFUCKER. YOU'RE GONNA PAY THIS TIME." He ran over to the twitching carcass of the large man.
     Vitus tried to calm him, but he was lost into a rage-gasm once his 'son' woke from the brief comfort of true death.
     "Don't you think you should be careful with these people around?" Vitus called.
     "Oh they've seen worse." Thierry answered as he easily rolled the much larger man to his feet.
     "Seen worse...? What kind of club is this again?"

In which everyone enjoys a public flogging.
     "Did you do this on purpose?" Jack whispered pointedly.
     "I never!" Demetri raised his chin with an offended look, "You think I would cause some innocent to be beaten--"
     "No, you knew this was happening and led me here."
     "What do you think I have some supernatural sense-- well I do, but I wasn't using it! Pure coincidence. Say, aren't you going to do anything about it? It's terrible! Oh, that poor lad... "
     "...I thought you were supposed to be a good liar."
     "I never lie! Who told you that?"
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     Septemper 18, 2011
     By:  Kelly

OMG I kind of impressed myself with this page. I think I got into a good comicking zone for this one. Thierry cracks me up. There is something ca-ray-zay going to happen soon y'all. (As if murder sprees weren't crazy enough...)

             TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

THIERRY : YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT I'M GONNA BEAT THE SKIN OFF YOUR SORRY ASS

DEMETRI: Tsk, children having children...

DEMETRI: Some aren’t ready for that responsibility.

DEMETRI: Speaking of which, don’t you think Jack should learn more than just the... *ahem* Vitus method?

VITUS: No.

THIERRY: WHO'S A BIG MAN NOW HUH

DEMETRI: But I’ve so much to teach! Wisdom of the ages and whatnot.

THIERRY: YOU LIKE THAT -- DO YA

DEMETRI: You’ll have to leave him when you find some hussy, anyway.

VITUS: I wasn’t-- well.. What do you say Jack?

DEMETRI: Oh, did you get that letter?

THIERRY: SAY UNCLE

VITUS: What letter?

JACK: OK fine, go ahead Vitus...

THIERRY: SAY THIERRY'S YOUR GOD

DEMETRI: Oh goody!

JACK: Thank you... for sending that.

DEMETRI: No trouble. Actually I want you to go to a gala.

DEMETRI: Harlan Art Museum is having a special event-- anyone who’s anyone will have a beautiful youth on their arm. Don’t make me be left out!

JACK: How’d I know it wasn’t out of kindness--

DEMETRI: Oh that too!

JACK : Yeah fine, whatever.

DEMETRI: Yes! I’ve got this season’s hottest accessory!

THIERRY: I‘m not done with you!

NICK: Gotta ‘freshen up.’

TEXT: Nick seethed in the Men’s room-- Fuck this! Fuck it!
That fucking little brat. How can he tell ME what to do? At least he doesn’t follow me in here too.
Yeah maybe I don’t have as much control now, but we’re monsters! Isn’t this what monsters do? I gotta get out.

Nick struggled, and learned a new, useful trick.

THIERRY: Where IS that asshole?

VICTIM: So I was like--

MEANWHILE

DEMETRI: How about a brief hunt first?

JACK: Hunt? Oh yeah. you guys fight for blood. I’m not in the mood.

DEMETRI: Well if you’re not in the mood..

JACK: Aw man.

 
 
 
 
 
 
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