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VITUS: So how do you know Demetri?
JACK: It's kind of embarrassing. Well, depends on how well you know him.
VITUS: I know him well.
JACK: I used to do deliveries for him when I was a kid. I'm totally a good guy now though. G.E.D., college, all that. You?
VITUS: Our parents know each other. Friend of the family.
VITUS: Jack... Sorry if I seem weird or intimidating. I... It's going to be a strange night.
VITUS: If something scary happens, don't worry. It will be okay. Uh, tonight there's... Nevermind.
JACK: Wait, what?!
DEMETRI: There you are! I knew it, fast friends! What do you say, "B.F.F.?" ('Best friends forever')
JACK: If we were nine year old girls...
DEMETRI: Oh Jack.
DEMETRI: Vitus, isn't your smoke break over? The guests await...