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CHAPTER 1, PAGE 7
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In which faces and names assault the mind

    Jack's fear became overwhelmed with confusion and drowsiness as the night stretched on. His feet ached and his jaw felt stiff from forced smiling.
    “Just a little more...” he thought, “I don't want to offend but...”
Whenever a word of protest formed in his mouth it quickly dissolved with another dazzling beautiful face that he must acknowledge, or a slew of biographical information about some rich weirdo.

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    Oh! You Pretty Things
     December 01, 2010
     By:  Kelly
    Happy one month birthday the Kingfisher! You don't need to memorize these people, but you might be amused later. I'm incredibly sick, I am a disgusting monster ejecting terrible things from my face. I love David Bowie still. So I can't be that bad, I'm sure. The page is slowly morphing into completion. There is a new 'about' page if you must absolutely know what's going on right now, and hear me blather about vampires. (Oh no I said the 'v' word...) There is also a Tumblr page that you can follow for updates. I can't wait to stop drawing Jack's striped shirt.

             TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

DEMETRI: Don't be silly.

(Lots of names and occupations.)

(Oh wait, you want me to type that all? Damn. Okay...)

(Clockwise from top left corner.)

Tomasz Dragomir - Eastern liturgy Godpriest

Mira Wexler - Heiress, philanthropist, former porn star

Jennifer Dortimer - Genetic scientist, classical violinist

Deena Patrick - High school librarian, bootlegger

Inka Lepponen - Shipping mogul, northern animist

Igor Fuentes - Advertising exec, amateur bookbinder

Thierry Chartrain - Band promoter, owner of ‘Rafflesia’, occultist

Heroin Harry - Ne’er-Do-Well

Sebastian Jimenez - Historian, apostate cleric

Ellen Fitzpatrick - Astronomer, general science enthusiast

Daniel Fortunato - Stock market analyst, dinosaur toy collector

Ben Sheffield - Aerospace engineer in chief, polyglot

Not really sure actually

Florence Whitney - Well, she’s certainly got a singer’s voice...

Galina Watson - Author of the Philosophy of the Dungeon, social butterfly

 
 
 
 
 
 
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