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CHAPTER 9 - GHOUL HOUSE PAGE 2

(Transcript and visual captions below}

    "How would you like to drive her?" Demetri smiled, as they sat in Jack's driveway in the extremely expensive sportscar.
    "Seriously?! Of course... Thanks!"
Jack hopped out, and they traded places. Demetri slid into the passenger seat, giving Jack a look that he couldn't tell whether he should feel uncomfortable about, or not.
    "So uhh.. where to Mr. I?"
    "Drive us to the Parker's on Route 16."
    "What, you want a burger?"
    "I thought we already discuss-- no. You'll see when we get there."
    "Okay man."
Jack backed up a bit jerkily, he'd only had a legit learner's permit for a few weeks now. Demetri looked unfazed by the rough ride.
    "So," he said, gazing casually out the window, "--what is the latest in the drama with that pale-eyed young fellow?"
    "Uh you mean-- UGH. Nothing. What else? He ain't coming out the closet for nothin', I'm not putting up with that. Who cares..."

In which Demy tells Jack how to pull off that hoo ride.

Vitus and the ghouls sat awkwardly in the glamorous Stiletto House as Tabby continued her tale.
    "Demetri sent Jack to deliver a box to my host."
    "What was in it?," Vitus asked reflexively.
    "You really wanna know how freshies do, Veery?"
    Vitus was impatient, but tried to relax. "I don't know. I need to know if Demetri knows something I don't about this."
    Stripes said, "It's a right weird coincidence, at minim."
    Tabby continued, "Listen on, then, my boys..."

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     December 6th, 2012
     By:  Kelly

Ohh man, plaid. I love it, but I hate it. Ghoul House continues! What adventures await our young hero? We shall find out soon...!

            TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(Jack and Demetri drive the suburb in a fancy green sportscar.)

DEMETRI: Is that disrespectful lad still trying to apologize to you, Jack?

JACK: Tch, he’s done. I’m over it.

DEMETRI: Good, good.

2.)

(In the rear view mirror, Jack notices a cooler on the back seat.)

3.)

(Demetri is getting down to business while Jack feigns nonchalance.)

DEMETRI: You've noticed it. That cooler is the job.

JACK: Job? I thought we were going for a milkshake. What is it?

4.)

(Demetri continues to explain, a slight smile on his face.)

DEMETRI: It's a care package for some people with, shall we say... ...rare needs.

5.)

(The cooler sits ominously, seatbelted in place.)

JACK: Huh...

6.)

DEMETRI: They value discretion, so better to not interact with them.

JACK: Spooky. Well, you know I'm discreet.

7.)

(Demetri looks patronizing.)

DEMETRI: Indeed your discretion could be mistaken for incuriousness, which is not a trait to which one should aspire.

JACK: Use less words, man.

8.)

(They pull up to Parker's, a cheesy big-chain diner.)

JACK: Just ‘cuz I got glasses don’t mean I’m smart.

DEMETRI: Don't trivialize your worth, Jack. Well, here we are.

9.)

(Demetri gets out of the car, giving Jack his final instructions.)

DEMETRI: At the address on the dash, leave the cooler on the stoop.

10.)

(The view of Demetri as Jack pulls away, a smiling man in a moonlit parking lot.)

DEMETRI: --and definitely, don't look in the box. It's a private matter.

11.)

(Jack looks concerned as he drives to the job's location.)

12.)

(Jack approaches an unusually decayed suburban house.)

13.)

(He hauls the cooler, as its unknown contents slosh.)

JACK: Damn this thing’s heavy...

14.)

(A skinny blonde lady in tacky clothes emerges from the house.)

SKINNY WOMAN: Hey kid! Yeah, kid! C’mere... We need to talk.

15.)

(Jack looks somewhat concerned, as the job is starting to get more complicated than Demetri would have preferred.)

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
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