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CHAPTER 1, PAGE 12
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In which Jack is tested.

    The audience gave this show a mixed review. Some of course, found it incredibly vulgar and cruel, but most were just a bit bored by this point. They always acted the same and their fear had grown shrill and tiresome by this point. Two spent their time watching the shapes of the film as they danced around the figure. A silent moving mouth chewed at the young man's foot, creeping ever closer before disappearing. A rather artistic juxtaposition, Florence thought. She couldn't pretend for a second that art had been the ruling factor in this decision though.

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    Gruss von Krampus
     December 19, 2010
     By:  Kelly
  So fun, but soooo time consuming. This semester is over finally, which means more goodies for this site soon! Look out, I'm a zany maniac lately, so there's no telling what I'm gonna do.

             TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

AUDIENCE: Do you believe in a god?

JACK: What? Why? Why?

AUDIENCE: Answer the question.

JACK: I don’t know...

AUDIENCE: Is that your answer?

JACK: Yes! I.. I don’t know!

AUDIENCE: How many people have you slept with?

JACK: What?!

AUDIENCE: Answer.

JACK: No! I.. why?!

AUDIENCE: Can’t remember?

JACK: No! I.. I don’t want--

AUDIENCE: You WILL answer.

JACK: ...I’m not sure... 5?

AUDIENCE: Not just this month.

JACK: ...

AUDIENCE: Alright, recorded. Future plans?

JACK: Um! I.. writing I guess?

AUDIENCE: So specific. Recorded.

(Seeeecret text after this... you can actually read it all. You're welcome dear reader)

AUDIENCE: Why is there suffering?

JACK: Are you kidding?

AUDIENCE: No. Answer.

JACK: I have no idea.

AUDIENCE: ...Really?

JACK: Yes.

AUDIENCE: *sigh* Okay. Is there alien intelligence?

JACK: Please! I dunno!

AUDIENCE: ...Okay. Your favorite music?

JACK: Oh for fuck’s sake!

AUDIENCE: Do we need to send someone over there?

JACK: No.. no. Fine, uh, Dr. PinkPink?

AUDIENCE: What’s that?

JACK: Um, e-electronic?

AUDIENCE: Recorded. Why should art be preserved?

JACK: I don’t know.

AUDIENCE: ...Fine. Recorded. Are you close to your family?

JACK: No.. I mean not really..

 
 
 
 
 
 
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