"--I can relate," Theodore continued blathering, "a young man like you needs to break out, have some fun. I expect too much of you, don't I? Well, you can invite your little friends here anytime you want, my home is yours and all that. Just don't let things get too rowdy-"
Theodore stopped abruptly, sniffing the air,
"Oh. There weren't any other humans here, were there?"
"...Uh. No. "
"Well then. That's not good, is it?"