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CHAPTER 9 - PAGE 23

(Transcript and visual captions below}

Bostwick watched from the shadows. Child vampires, what an abomination! We, he thought, should only be selected from the fittest of mortals. Clearly, their masters were mad fools. Theodore's great purpose seemed all the more justified in light of this sordid revelation.

In which there are discos and infernos, but never the twain shall meet.

 

      "Y-you can do that kind of thing?!" Darren was glad he didn't need to breathe because it seemed impossible to get out of this death grip of a hug.
      "Yes! Don't worry honey, it's not real. It's my magic."
      "...Uh huhh... So Greyburn wasn't actually just you this whole time?"
      "Huh? Oh! Haha, no. That would be funny. Awww you're so funny! How did I get on this whole time without you?"
      "Y-yeah, uh huh..." Darren pried one arm free. "Any idea what that thing was about? Do stanky-ass vulture monsters just like, attack people sometimes?"
      "Oh, you didn't know that guy? Huh. No, I dunno... OMIGOSH there was crazy news today, let me tell you about it.."
      "Yes. Crazy. I'm sure..."

 

 

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     May 26th, 2013
     By:  Kelly

UGH dis page! Five rows, and at least three hours spent on that damnable disco ball. And I have a cold! (x_x) Okay, that's my maximum allotted whining per post, plus no more 5 row-ers for the rest of the chapter so they should be faster.

So this is the chapter's first victim! It doesn't stop here... MUAHAHA and stuff.

Thanks so much to everyone who's donated so far! So I'm gonna give a try $100 for a bonus page, so we're already part of the way there! Then, I'll just have to figure out how to do it... >_>

            TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(Thierry, Allison and Claude sit on some cushions in the candlelit room, having a discussion.)

THIERRY: Is this really worth it?

ALLISON: Well YEAH... we gotta help--

2.)

(An axe blade suddenly comes swinging between their heads, as they duck out of the way.)

3.)

(They face Bostwick, who grins creepily, holding on to his axe.)

THIERRY: Who the fuck are you?!

BOSTWICK: Your undoing, children!

4.)

(Bostwick swings the axe as Thierry and Allison flee.)

5.)

(Allison turns with goat eyes, baring her claws while Claude helps.)

ALLISON: Back off dude!

6.)

(Bostwick pauses to be a condescending dick. Thierry sneaks up behind him carrying a giant disco ball.)

BOSTWICK: Hahaha, oh that is just darling.

7.)

(Bostwick's dickery is interrupted by a blow to the dome with the disco ball.)

BOSTWICK: Am I supposed to--

8.)

(Allison tears his throat out as he's caught off balance.)

ALLISON: Tell me, is this ‘darling?’

9.)

(Allison has her boot on the unconscious Bostwick's head, which is making a grody cracking.)

THIERRY: Eugh..

ALLISON: Damn boy, never heard a skull crack?

THIERRY: Well YEAH but--

10.)

(In a store room, they clean up. Bostwick's corpse is in a plastic trash can, Claude sits on his knee. Allison washes blood off her hands, and there are bloody smears leading up to the trash can. Thierry is opening a bottle of alcohol.)

ALLISON: Who the hell was that anyway?

THIERRY: Beats me. So we need to disconnect that smoke alarm...

11.)

(In a dark alley, Darren finds himself cornered. The creepy vulture monster draws closer.)

MEANWHILE...

DARREN: Ohhh shit. um..can we just work something out?

12.)

(The vulture monster leaks gooey pus out of its eyes, flies buzzing around.)

13.)

(With a 'FOOM', the alley begins burning, the monster is distracted.)

14.)

(The monster turns as the alley is in flames.)

OFF SCREEN VOICE: You trifle with Lord Greyburn?!

15.)

(Greyburn stands behind the monster, waving his arms. The monster is freaked.)

AUBREY??: Avant thee monster! Get out of here and stuff!

16.)

(Aubrey claps happily as the monster flies away.)

AUBREY??: Yay!

17.)

(Darren is incredulous.)

DARREN: Wh--Greyburn?!

18.)

(Aubrey turns into Helen, and the flames of the alley are distinguished into ectoplasm. She hugs Darren tightly with a happy tear in her eye. Darren is confused.)

HELEN: No it’s me! AWWWW SWEETIE I missed you!

DARREN: Wut.

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
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