JACK : Big trouble!

VITUS: What is it?

JACK: Just look!

OBSEQUIOUS HIPSTER: ...so it's like if you dilute it, it actually gets stronger, science is amazing...

VITUS: I... don't know how to tell you...

VITUS: Darren isn't 'dead.'

JACK: What..?

VITUS: No one faked his death.

VITUS: Since he's 'famous' they thought it would be easier...

JACK: 'Easier?!' So he gets to see his friends?

VITUS: For what that's worth...

VITUS: I know it's not fair. He'll need to 'die' too, someday.

PAOLO: Hey you guys pals with old Darren?

VITUS: I reckon?

PAOLO: Everyone's pumped that he's back! You got him to come out of his hermit shell?

VITUS: Guess so?

PAOLO: Oh RAD!

PAOLO: You guys gotta go to this shindig at Chuck Dawg's!

VITUS: A dog is having a... oh.

VITUS: Sure, if we're "invited?"

PAOLO: Hell, of course you are!

PAOLO: Righteous! It's gonna be off the hook! I'll Social Link you the event, what's your ID? Oh our new band Crystal Parapet has a hot track you gotta hear--

DARREN: Aw man, what'd you rope me into? I don't wanna hang out with those dorks!

NICHOLE: Omigod, it really IS him!

CARLIE: Darren! It's soo cool that you're here!

DARREN: Buzz off.

VITUS: That's no way to treat your fans... (Which one do you prefer Jack?)

JACK: (Uh, I'm good...)

DARREN: I'm OUT OF HERE!!! FUCKING VAMPIRES!

CARLIE: Vampires...? That's just rude!