1.)

(Jack and Tristan hold each other, Jack looks concerned.)

JACK: You’re just doing this to be nice to me, aren’t you?

2.)

(Tristan glances up innocently, Jack suddenly stares down to see what he's referring to in the last part.)

TRISTAN: Yes, to be nice to you-- --and also to my boner.

3.)

(Jack is astounded.)

JACK: Wow! You’re--Do all models shave there?!

4.)

(Tristan folds his arms, and Jack gets low to take a look and get a um, hand on the situation. HAR HAR.)

TRISTAN: When Sarah gets me, she says to go shave... *sigh*

JACK: I have to investigate.

5.)

(It snows in Harlan.)

6.)

(Jack looks happy as the two of them lie naked on the bed, he whispers in Tristan's ear or kisses him on the neck.)

7.)

(Jack gets on top of him and they kiss.)

8.)

(Jack starts to do something off panel (handjob), Tristan looks interested.)

9.)

(Darren looks bored in the elevator. There are subtle sounds of sexytime in the background.)

10.)

(Darren is all 'whoa' when he hears it.)

DARREN: Huh huh. Somebody’s doin’ it.

11.)

(He looks disturbed.)

DARREN: Wait... I don’t hear a chick...

12.)

(More so.)

13.)

(Demetri flies past the 'Happy Ho-lidays' sign.)

DEMETRI THE BAT: Now I’m starting to worry... There’s undead blood in the air tonight.

14.)

(Demetri comes to Sleepytown.)

DEMETRI THE BAT: Safe at home?

15.)

(Bat Demetri looks in the window at some HOT GAY SEXY SEX ACTIONS with Jack and Tristan.)

DEMETRI THE BAT: Tristan!? What the--

16.)

(Cranky bat.)

DEMETRI THE BAT: I never! I hardly want to stay to watch this!