1.)

(Cranky Demetri in bat form flies through the Harlan wonderland of snow and twinkle lights.)

DEMETRI THE BAT: Hmph. No accounting for taste.

2.)

(Darren worriedly sits in the dark elevator, listening to music to cover the sounds of hot gay sex.)

DARREN: Man what if... what if Jack was right about that Minchin thing...

3.)

(He's freakin'.)

DARREN: They always say he comes in the darkness...!

4.)

(Darren desperately tries to open the elevator doors.)

DARREN: OH GOD NO NO CLOWNS OMG OPEN OPEN!

5.)

(To his shock, it works.)

DARREN: I-I did it!

6.)

(Darren kicks down the hotel room's door.)

DARREN: NOO!

7.)

(Darren laughs off his over reaction, Jack and Tristan are in a scandalous pose, Tristan still with open mouth.)

DARREN: Oh man, why’d I even do that? Haha. Um-- What's uh...

8.)

(Darren bugs out, his headphones popping out of his ears.)

DARREN: --IT WAS YOU?! YOU'RE GAY?!

9.)

(Jack covers up in the blanket, and he and Tristan look confused at each other.)

TRISTAN: No..

JACK: Yes.

...

TRISTAN: Well, I don’t know.

10.)

(Darren is freakin'.)

11.)

(Tristan rolls over to explain the situation, Jack is nearly buried in blankets.)

TRISTAN: Eh, we were in the middle of something. Maybe in ten minutes?

12.)

(Darren passes out amusingly, leaving behind a little dust cloud as Tristan and Jack look on.)

JACK: Wow, just like in the comics!

13.)

(Demetri talks to Vitus in front of his hotel window, outside is a beautiful snowy landscape.)

DEMETRI: Well he obviously didn’t need MY help.

VITUS: What do you mean?

DEMETRI: I couldn’t give him the kind of ‘help’ he wanted.

14.)

VITUS: I don’t understand?

DEMETRI: --with his penis. He needed help with his penis.

VITUS: But...

15.)

(Vitus holds up his phone, concerned.)

DEMETRI: Probably just wanted to invite you to watch. Hmph.

VITUS: But-- what about these? There’s hundreds! It can’t be a coincidence...

DEMETRI: Can’t it?