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CHAPTER 5, PAGE 19
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"He did it! A fucking trick and I should have known! Why does Vitus always have to be right about everything!? Fuck this-- I'm going home and watching television until my eyeballs fall out. Fucking Demy--NO. 'DEMETRI.' AUGHH!!"
In which Jack really hates windows.
       "Hey--," Darren said as Akiko headed for the front door. "Don't you want to see the... whatever this classical music shit is? Didn't you buy a ticket?"
       "Oh. No, I just go here to pick up... um, cultured guys."
       "Fuck yeah. I'm cultured as it gets baby. So are you ladies into freaky stuff, or just regular?"
       "...So you don't read the local paper's back ads--"
       "Wait. Princess Akiko?! The dominatrix?! Oh shit-- I dunno I mean--"
Akiko sighed. "Relax pal, you think I bring my business home with me? You don't get that unless you sign a contract."
       Or you need some encouragement to talk...
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     October 16, 2011
     By:  Kelly

OH HELL NAH.
Don't miss next update you guys, or you'll miss the oft mentioned CRAZY THING!!! Also, just so I don't get repetitive, let's assume every page from here on out until the end of the chapter is very difficult and I'm sorry that it's late. :3 Also, I hope you're excited for Halloween and the Kingfisher's one year anniversary!

             TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

TOMASZ: Get naked.

AKIKO: Hey Darren.

DARREN: Do I know you?

AKIKO: No. Want to? Party at my place tonight.

DARREN: Uhhh.

AKIKO: You, me, and my girlfriend. How’s that sound?

DARREN: Oh. Ohhhhh. Huh huh. Okay, lead the way baby.

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