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1.)

(Angry Demetri has finally lost the jacket, revealing his weird polygonal motif shirt from this chapter
   has been sleeveless the whole time. Francesca sympathizes with his rage with a two-fisted gesture.)

DEMETRI: Then she was like, "Look, aren't I a darling little scarecrow?" Can you believe it?

FRANCESCA: That bitch!

2.)

(Demetri has calmed but is still worn out. Francesca waggle fingers for magic. Her shirt of full of boobies.)

FRANCESCA: Well, easy way's out. Want me to work my magic?

DEMETRI: Would you?

3.)

(Moments later, they kneel for ceremony, a giant cartoon witch hat on Francesca's head.)

DEMETRI: I didn't know you meant literal magic.

FRANCESCA: Think I'm just my smokin' looks? No.

DEMETRI: Is the hat necessary?

4.)

(Francesca reflects on her witchy connection - a woman of the stereotypical nerd variety, surrounded by hearts.)

FRANCESCA: The necessariest! Yeah I've been training with a sexy witch. No big deal.
      Hell I'm feeling racy tonight, let's look for the big baddy, forget the small fries.

5.)

(Demetri is incredulous.)

DEMETRI: Why would that work now? We've tried all manner of things...

6.)

(Francesca just has to laugh.)

FRANCESCA: Fuck, we don't have anything better to do. That's why.

7.)

(Francesca's necklace has conjured a crystal ball for scrying. She holds it in her lap and casts spellz.)

FRANCESCA: Spirits! Where's that weird little asshole?

8.)

(Demetri is surprised and Francesca pleased to see a vision of Theodore appear - smiling as he fences with an unseen partner.)

THEODORE: Excellent parry! Ho! Ha!

9.)

(In the vision, it is revealed Theo's sparring partner was a terribly weird three-headed green monster.)

FRANCESCA: (off panel) Umm this may be metaphorical.

THEODORE: (in the vision) Good game my friend.

DEMETRI: (off panel) But it's a start?

10.)

(The monster's two smaller heads have extruded lengthy tongues which lash at Theodore
      playfully. Demetri still can't believe it and Fran proudly hoists her magical items.)

THEODORE: (in the vision) Bradford, you scamp you!

DEMETRI: I'm-I'm honestly impressed.

FRANCESCA: I am impressive! Well I do have this gear - which I earned by being totally awesome at sexing.